A festive quest… with feathers
Welcome to The Great Lancaster Christmas Duck Hunt — a totally normal website about… rubber ducks.
Hidden in Williamson Park.
For reasons.
Have you found any of these guys?
Click on a Mug Shot to find out more!
🦆 So here’s the deal:
I’ve hidden 12 Christmas ducks all over the park.
Each one has a QR code stuck to it (yes, I actually did that).
If you find one, scan it!
⭐ Why?
Honestly? We just thought it’d be funny. And it is.
🎄 Your mission (if you want one):
- Find as many ducks as you can.
- Take photos.
- Tell your mates.
- Shout “I HAVE CLAIMED THE DUCK!” if you want.
- No pressure. But also… pressure.
🦆 Rules (kinda)
- Please don’t steal the ducks. They have tiny rubber families.
- Don’t climb anything daft. I don’t want to be in trouble.
- If a duck looks like it’s judging you… it probably is.
🗺️ Start the Hunt
Each duck is hidden somewhere in Lancaster’s Williamson Park.
They’re hiding… And some of them are very smug about it.
Have fun, and may the ducks be ever in your favour.
⭐ Need Clues?
We might post some clues on our Facebook Page. We might not… Guess you’ll have to go and see!
📸 Share the Chaos
Took a selfie with a duck?
Caught one looking suspicious?
Post your photos on our Facebook Group!
🦆 Teddy🦆
👋 Hey! You found me!
Nice one — you’ve discovered Teddy, the duck that looks a bit like a teddy bear but is actually… still very much a duck.
I’m super soft in my heart, ridiculously cosy, and I strongly believe every day should have at least three naps (minimum).
You spotting me basically means you’ve unlocked maximum-level comfort vibes. Well done, heroic duck-finder.
My Duck Stats
Duck Number:
1
My Special Power:
Ultra-Cosy Comfort Field
I can make anyone within 2 metres suddenly want a hot chocolate, a blanket, a biscuit, and a lie-down.
My Favourite Christmas Cracker Joke:
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No eye-deer.
My Christmas Vibe:
Maximum-cosy, hot-water-bottle energy.
Think “pyjamas at 3pm and no regrets.”
🦆 Snugglehat McStripe 🦆
👋 Hey! You found me!
No way — you’ve tracked down Snugglehat McStripe, the cosiest scarf-wearing duck in the entire park.
I’m basically built for winter. If there was an Olympic event for “looking snug while doing absolutely nothing,” I’d win gold, silver, AND bronze.
I wander around spreading festive warmth, but not actual warmth because I’m made of cold rubber. You still get bragging rights though — finding me means you’ve got elite duck-spotting skills.
My Duck Stats
Duck Number:
2
My Special Power:
The Mega-Scarf Snuggle Shield
Anyone standing near me suddenly feels like they should be drinking hot Ribena and wearing fluffy socks.
My Favourite Christmas Cracker Joke:
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice Krispies.
My Christmas Vibe:
Snow-day energy.
Hot chocolate moustache.
Maximum snuggle levels.
🦆 Twinkle🦆
👋 Hey! You found me!
Yessss! You’ve found Twinkle — the duck who got way too excited about Christmas and wrapped themself in fairy lights like a festive burrito.
I glow, I sparkle, I trip over my own wire sometimes, but it’s all part of the vibe.
Honestly, I’m basically a walking Christmas tree… if Christmas trees quacked.
You’re officially brilliant for spotting me.
My Duck Stats
Duck Number:
3
My Special Power:
I can light up any gloomy bit of the park just by waddling near it.
Also excellent for blinding grumpy seagulls.
My Favourite Christmas Cracker Joke:
Why did Santa’s helper see a doctor?
He had low “elf” esteem.
My Christmas Vibe:
Chaotic festive gremlin energy.
I am 90% decoration, 10% health hazard, and 100% fabulous.
🦆 Chillbill🦆
👋 Hey! You found me!
Woohoo! You found Chillbill — the duck who travels everywhere with their tiny emotional-support snowman.
Yes, he’s small. Yes, he melts sometimes. Yes, I rebuild him. We’re a team.
I’m basically the side-quest duck of this whole hunt, so finding me means you’re doing great.
My Duck Stats
Duck Number:
4
My Special Power:
Instant Snowball Mood
I can make people feel like it’s about to snow… even when it definitely isn’t.
My Favourite Christmas Cracker Joke:
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
My Christmas Vibe:
Frosty-but-cute energy.
Think: “I brought my best friend and we’re both trying our best.”
🦆 Rudolpho Quackson 🦆
👋 Hey! You found me!
WOAH.
You actually found Rudolpho Quackson, the most dramatic reindeer-duck in all of Lancaster.
I’m basically the star of Christmas.
Some say I’m too sparkly.
Some say my antlers are “a bit much.”
But deep down, everyone knows I’m fabulous.
You spotting me means you’ve got elite duck-detective skills.
Respect.
My Duck Stats
Duck Number:
5
My Special Power:
Festive Stampede Energy
I can summon instant chaos by shaking my antlers.
People don’t know why they suddenly feel like running in circles —
but trust me, it’s always me.
My Favourite Christmas Cracker Joke:
Why was the turkey in a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
My Christmas Vibe:
Uncontrollable “look at me” energy.
Sparkles.
Drama.
Antlers slightly askew.
I’m the moment.
🦆 Candy Quacks McTwirl 🦆
👋 Hey! You found me!
Nice one — you’ve discovered Candy Quacks McTwirl, the festive duck with a tail that looks like a giant candy cane someone sat on by accident.
I smell faintly of peppermint, I jingle when I walk (don’t ask why), and I fully believe every problem in life can be solved with either: a sweet, a nap, or both at the same time.
You’re officially sweeter than a whole bag of candy canes for finding me.
My Duck Stats
Duck Number:
6
My Special Power:
The Peppermint Spin
I can twirl my candy-cane tail so fast that I create a tiny peppermint-scented tornado.
It doesn’t do much… but it smells amazing.
My Favourite Christmas Cracker Joke:
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
My Christmas Vibe:
Maximum sugar-rush madness.
Think “ate way too many sweets at 9am and now vibrating like a festive doorbell.”
🦆 Quack Claus 🦆
👋 Hey! You found me!
WOOHOO! You’ve tracked down Quack Claus, the jolliest duck in all of Lancaster.
I look exactly like Santa… if Santa was small, squeaky, and waterproof.
I spend most of December practising my “HO-HO-HONK!” and checking my Nice List (there are no naughty kids, just naughty pigeons).
Spotting me makes you officially festive — like eating a mince pie and hearing a Christmas song at the same time.
You’re a total Christmas legend.
My Duck Stats
Duck Number:
7
My Special Power:
Instant Christmas Spirit Blast
I can make anyone within 5 metres suddenly want to wrap presents, drink hot chocolate, and wear a silly hat.
My Favourite Christmas Cracker Joke:
Why did nobody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
They were two deer.
My Christmas Vibe:
Full-on Santa energy.
Jolly. Slightly chaotic. Always ready for biscuits.
Basically: mini Santa, maximum mischief.
🦆 Cocoa Prancewell 🦆
👋 Hey! You found me!
Hey! You Found Me!
Nice spotting — you’ve just discovered Cocoa Prancewell, the fluffiest-looking reindeer duck in all of Lancaster (and possibly the universe).
I may look like I’m made of hot chocolate, but please don’t lick me. I’ve been on the floor. And in a bag. And probably under a bench.
I’m the chilled-out one of the reindeer ducks — always vibing, always trotting about, always smelling faintly like imaginary marshmallows.
You’re basically a legend for tracking me down.
My Duck Stats
Duck Number:
8
My Special Power:
The Marshmallow Mood Boost
I can instantly make everyone within flapping distance feel like they’re about to drink a really good hot chocolate.
My Favourite Christmas Cracker Joke:
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
My Christmas Vibe:
Sleepy, cosy, warm-as-a-mug energy.
If Christmas had a duvet, it would be me.
🦆 Sir Flurry McSnowquack 🦆
👋 Hey! You found me!
Yessss! You’ve just discovered Sir Flurry McSnowquack, the fanciest snow-duck in all of Lancaster.
I was built from premium park snow (the good crunchy stuff), then magically brought to life because someone accidentally put too much Christmas spirit in their hot chocolate.
I’m very friendly, slightly cold to the touch, and if I melt… well… let’s just pretend I won’t melt. Positive vibes only.
You are officially a winter hero for spotting me.
My Duck Stats
Duck Number:
9
My Special Power:
Frosty Force-Field
I can blast out tiny snow flurries whenever someone says the word “jumper.”
(Please don’t test this more than five times.)
My Favourite Christmas Cracker Joke:
Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
It kept dropping its needles.
My Christmas Vibe:
Snowball-chaos energy.
Think “festive troublemaker made of ice and joy.”
🦆 Hollybob 🦆
👋 Hey! You found me!
Yessss! You’ve uncovered Hollybob, the duck who is 98% Christmas spirit and 2% quack.
I wear a little sprig of holly wherever I go because I like to pretend I’m a tiny festive forest ranger.
I spend most of my day marching around the park checking if trees are doing OK and asking squirrels if they’ve had enough snacks.
You, my friend, are officially a duck-detective. Respect.
My Duck Stats
Duck Number:
10
My Special Power:
Nature Nudge!
I can make plants grow just a bit faster if I cheer at them loudly enough.
(Does it work? Nobody knows. But I believe.)
My Favourite Christmas Cracker Joke:
What do elves use to take selfies?
An elf-ie stick.
My Christmas Vibe:
Woodland-elf energy.
Pine-cone smell.
Forever slightly muddy but in a magical way.
🦆 Frostbill 🦆
👋 Hey! You found me!
Hey! You Found Me!
Yessss! You’ve tracked down Frostbill, the fanciest snow-duck in all of Lancaster.
I’m made of 60% snow, 30% Christmas spirit, and 10% dramatic flair.
I absolutely refuse to melt — too stylish for that.
Spotting me means you’ve now unlocked +10 Frost Magic and the ability to walk dramatically through cold weather.
My Duck Stats
Duck Number:
11
My Special Power:
Frosty Formal Vibes
I can instantly make any situation feel like an important winter ceremony.
Even if you’re just eating crisps.
My Favourite Christmas Cracker Joke:
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing — it was on the house.
My Christmas Vibe:
Cool, calm, and classy.
Top hat ALWAYS stays on.
Snowflakes fall perfectly around me like I’m in a movie.
🦆 Flapjack McPenguin 🦆
👋 Hey! You found me!
WELL DONE.
You’ve discovered Flapjack McPenguin, the chillest duck-penguin hybrid in all of Williamson Park.
I may look like I’m always about to say “brrrr”, but honestly?
I’m built for winter.
I thrive in snow.
I laugh in the face of frostbite.
(Okay, maybe not laugh… more like polite penguin squeaking.)
I’m also extremely proud of my fluffy ear-flap hat.
It is my entire personality.
My Duck Stats
Duck Number:
12
My Special Power:
Arctic Vibes Only
I can drop the temperature around me by exactly 1°C just by thinking about ice cream.
My Favourite Christmas Cracker Joke:
Why did the snowman look through the carrots?
He was picking his nose.
My Christmas Vibe:
Cosy winter wanderer.
All scarf, no nonsense.
If it involves snow, hot chips, or waddling — I’m IN.